Ladies And Gentle"DUDES"..........

Ladies & Gentleman.......

I.... AM..... OFFICIALLY..... (No la... Not drunk... Not yet)...... TIPSY.........

However... Not as much as my fellow beloved colleagues....... (Don't worry D**mond, I won't tell your name out.... Haha).

Anyways, it was a good night out (Despite the fact it being too last minute... to the extend that I had to borrow jeans and shoes from my nearest living friend). Had some drinks.... Shoot some pool (With total strangers)... and made some business talks (Hope they materializes though)... And at the same time made someone wait for me at a cafe for hours (Sorry. sorry... MUAKS!)

Don't worry D**mond, I wont't tell people u p*ked.... I promise...... I swear to God.... Anyways, I thank you for everything man, EVERYTHING. Love ya, MUAKS.....

And you too Mr. C*lin, thanks for leaving me out of the sudden while I was shooting some pools with Ben (The outlet manager). So righteous of you. Haha. Still love you nonetheless. Thanks for the night' outing. MUAKS....

Damn, you know what I sound like? It's either I sound like a SUPERSTAR having a speech after winning multiple movie awards or something. Or do I sound like a BLOG WHORE, loving and "MUAKS"ing everyone I mentioned in this blog, regardless male or female. Shall I make a poll out of this? AM I A BLOG WHORE? Nah... I don't think I should... Knowing how well you all know and love me! Haha...

*DRUNK.... NEED WOMEN... Errrr..... I mean.... NEED SLEEP...... Haha....

Haha.... Good night peeps... ADIOS AMIGOS!

R.I.P. My Beloved One...... I'll Remember You....

It's another of those rainy evenings today here in our beloved K.L. And just like how Romeo is always with Juliet, Fries with Chilli Sauce and Ping always with Pong (Not really good comparison and doesn't really make sense, I know), where there is RAIN in K.L. there is...

TRAFFIC JAM!

ARGH!!! TRAFFIC JAM!!! STRESS!!! CRAMPED LEFT FOOT (From holding the clutch for too long)!!! RADIATOR OVERHEATING!!! WASTE PETROL!!! WASTE TIME!!! BURSTING BLADDER!!! And the list goes on.

Back to the point. The save myself from the pain of going thru a traffic jam, I decided to wander around Low Yatt Plaza (I.T. Mall) since my last appointment was just next door in Sungai Wang (Stuck there for hours waiting for an ARSE who was hours late for an appointment with the least sense of guilt! I don't know how you do it. Salute!).

So there I was, walking and roaming around L.Y.P (low Yatt Plaza), looking around for PDA phones. Been quite sometime, since I have a PDA phone in my pocket. I miss the feeling. The weight, the bulkiness, the geeky ringtone, the toothpick... er... I mean stylus and so on. Aiyah, you get the picture la... Trying to look cool with a bloody expensive device (Something which everyone does lately anyway).

Unfortunately, my beloved HP6515 drowned and died in an unpleasant incident in Thai Club. I still remember the day, Thai Club Bistro K.L. was having an event. The ever so dreadful Loy Krathong (no offence Thai people, I just have bad memories on that event). It was a once a year affair the club does in order to reward their customers. And me being one of their suppliers was "PRIVELLEGED" enough to be invited (I'd better be, for the amount of stuff I sponsored!).

The club's normal practise for the event is to have 2 large inflatable pools in their normal al-fresco area filled with waters, bubble baths and whatever not. I knew what was happening and what was going to happen. So, before I jump into the buffet queue or the FREE BOOZE queue, I went around to tell my customer (Thai Club people) and their staff that I have a PDA phone and a new phone on me. So, I won't be joining in for the splashing fun as I can't afford to lose my precious. I've just had the 6515 for less than a month and the other S.E. phone for just 3 days(Yup! You heard right... 3 freaking days old only).

Imagine this, I was walking around, doing PRs, talking and chatting and so on while some idiots were splashing away at the back in the pool. It was just then I decided I had to use the loo. And unfortunately, to get to the nearest loo, I have to walk past the water pools. I just minded my business and walked by. And suddenly, some M@th3rfuck3r decided to be funny and pushed me into the pool from behind. Best part, as I was struggling to get up and get out of the pool A.S.A.P., the same ARSE pushed me back into the pool again. He was lucky because by the time I got up, I lost sight and have no idea who he is. I swear I'd kill this M@th3rfuck3r if I knew who he was.

Anyways, damage has been done and all I've left is a completely dead and yet scratchless PDA phone lying in my house. The pain, the agony...... I was the one of the living dead for a couple of months.... And all that I got from my colleagues and bosses were? "DAI SEI" (means serves you right), "poor thing, buy a new one la" and "I'm not happy about this, I'll DO something about this!" (S*an, I'm still waiting for you to take "action" against them. I think its been more than a year now and I shall continue to wait with faith....I will...I trust you S*an, I really do. Love you S*an, Muaks!).

Anyways, those were some not-so-happy memories I had back then (Not-so-happy? You kidding me? I almost suicided!). Just suddenly reminded myself of that time. Guess it's not worth putting in all your effort and work for a company which earn millions and yet can't compensate a staff who lost a PDA phone in an accident during work. Sigh.



P/S: If you're wondering if I am still holding a grudge to those who caused this tragic incident. The answer is YES!!! I am not the forgive and forget type of a person. BEWARNED!

This Is Called The Soft Mohawk! Not Rooster-Head!

This litte posting of mine is dedicated to my fellow beloved colleagues. Be it from Casa V*** or from Black B***. Hear me and hear me well!

This hairstyle is called the SOFT MOHAWK! It's a hairstyle from the land of the rising sun, Japan. And I think it looks cool! And NO! It is not styled after a cock or a rooster! Even if it is styled after a rooster, I still think it's 100 times better than a hairstyle themed "KARIPAP" head. Think about it. Haha.

Hence, don't call me a COCK-HEAD or a ROOSTER-HEAD. You can call me Nakata if you like! And most definitely don't call me CHICKEN LITTLE, 'cause this there ain't no lil' chick'n here..... Just a f*ckin' BIG COCK! Comprende Senor, Senorita? Adios!

I've Been Lured Into The Dark Side (As Dark As Black Coffee Itself).... And I've No Regrets..... Haha...

Yes...I've been lured into the dark side.... And I am officially a caffeine addict. I'm already into nicotine and alcohol, and caffeine being the latest addition (or addiction) completes my identity of a physiologically screwed up person. And I have no regrets.

Don't get me wrong, despite the fact that I'm working for the company that sells coffee machine and all, this post of mine is totally unbiased (I claim it to be anyway... Hahaha). Initially when I started my new job, I was exposed to the world of coffee (wine as well, of course). The moment I stepped into the premise, I was greeted by the presence of this sleek beauty here. Preparation is easy and the outcome (what matters most) is something totally unbelievable. I've never been much of a coffee lover all these while and yet I was "wow"ed. The coffee was really good.... So good to the extend, lately I only drink expresso shots... straight.... minus the milk, creamer, sugar and whatever not. I like it pure. To me, having coffee with all those condiments is like having wine with 7-Up or ice cubes. A definite sin! See how hardcore I am now. Haha. Anyway, like I always say, "Words will always be Words.... Let the coffee do the talking". I'll let you guys try it out given the chance. But there is a set back for this new love of mine though. This baby here costs around RM2500! But then again, love is priceless. I'll find a way to have this baby sitting in my living room in no time (I wish)!

What we have here is the crème de la crème. The beauty (or monster) we have here is called Gemini CS 220 (Yeah yeah, I know you all can read) from Nespresso (I forgot to mention the one above is from Nespresso as well). As most of you rocket scientist would have guessed, Nespresso is from Nestle. You can make 2 coffee at the same time and it makes the prefect latte, cappucino, macchiato and other styles of coffee really fast. I've tried and succeded in making a macchiato in a mere 40 seconds. I don't really fancy macchiato but I enjoy making it. I looks real cool. But ,of course, being the crème de la crème has it's price. And it is not written on a small tag, it's around RM7900. But compared to the other coffee machines outside, this baby is just a fraction of their prices. Anyways, what I'm trying to do is just show you guys my new love and not trying to do a free advertisement in my own blog space (Not that I'm gonna be paid for it).

P/S: Boss, if you're reading this, I don't mind having anyone of these babies in my house. Haha. Wishful thinking. I read this off someone's MSN username, "Your future depends on your dreams, SO GO TO SLEEP!". I think I'll just do that (as soon as the caffeine wears off). Haha. Oyasuminasai!

The Beginning Of An End Of A Beginning Of An End Of A Beginning.... ARGH!!! WHATEVER LA!!!

Quoting the wise Razor Ramon Sumitani himself.... "Hooooooooooo!". Yeah people! I'm back! I know, I know, this is the first posting of this fresh new blog of mine. But I did have a blog back then but was I somewhat stopped (Started 26th December 2005 and I stopped after 5 postings.... Talk about the level of enthusiasm I had... Haha). Well, I've decided to take that chip off my shoulders (in this case the chip off my typing fingers) and start blogging happenings in my life. This is somewhat the beginning of and end of a beginning of an end.... yadi yada yada....

I've had a job change lately and find myself now attached to a company dealing with wines as well as gourmet coffee. So, don't be surprised if I (out of the blue) include some review of wines, coffee as well as some restaurants, food stalls, F&B outlets and whatever not.

Hmmm.... Guess I've blabbered (or advertised) enough about this lame lil' blog of mine. I'll just stop here and come back posting again when I have something else. Till then, ADIOS AMIGOS!!!